Friday, September 30, 2011

You are not fucking deep.

   Asking questions such as, "Where did we all come from" or "Why did X do Y?" with that fake philosopher tone, DOES NOT MAKE YOU FUCKING DEEP. We all know you are only asking these questions to make you not look like a shallow, snobby, stuck up bitch. If you main concern is what's the newest fashion, or who's dating who, or what your grades are, you are NOT deep and you never will be. It's even worse when these people actually answer their own damn questions, with an answer that doesn't even make god damn sense. A common one to "Why are we here" is usually" is, "I think we are all here for a purpose". No shit? I thought we were here because god decided to go get crazy drunk one night and create some sentient beings PLUS a universe. That's another answer to said question that annoys me. It's such a cheap cop out, saying "I don't know" would be more respectable then saying "GOD DID IT!". Usually when these people are asked, "How do you know?" they say "because the bible says it goddamn it!" or "I don't fucking know" rephrased into "I have FAITH!". Alright, so the bible says it. I have two problems with that, one being the bible says a lot of shit that isn't scientifically, and sometimes even logically, untrue. Secondly, when asked why they believe in the bible they say "Because it's written by god!". Says who, I ask. "The Preacher!". What does the preacher study? The fucking bible. It only takes three sentences of thought, to show these people that what they believe in is using a propaganda technique in order to make them believe in it. That's fucked up.



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