Missing dubstep artists

Has anyone ever noticed that a particular dubstep producer will produce some really awesome remix of a song, get really fucking famous, then just disappear off the face of the planet? They just disappear and no one hears from them again.
This has happened a few times. Remember speedycake and his remix of carmelldancen? No, you don't. He made one remix, and then disappeared. All of these producers are probably meeting once a year in an underground bunker, and peicing together a song which will bring an end to humanity as we know it. Don't say I didn't warn you.

I really dont give a fuck

I dont give a fuck about shit. Unless it applies directly to me, I could not give any fucks less about it. Animal rights? No fucks to give. How your cousin is doing? Nope, still no fucks. How you're so sad about your mom's death? Sorry, no cigar. I just do not have enough fucks to give, I am terribly sorry.
   Everyone should follow this mindset. Imagine if rulers of nations did this, it would go down like this;
 *Iraq invades the fuck out of Kuwait*
USA: What a nice show
UN: USA, stop eating that fucking cheeseburger and  help Kuwait!
USA: I would, but I have a shortage of fucks to give. Sorry Mr.UNhelpful

   If nations followed my example, then evolution can take place on a global scale. The weaker countries fall to the stronger ones. Some of the stronger ones fall apart as well. The even stronger ones take them over. Eventually we would be down to 6 countries, 1 per continent (besides Antarctica). You know what would happen? They would do one of two things: 1. Band together or 2. Destroy each other along with the rest of humanity. Both of these things are positive. If they band together, then we would, or would become shortly after, a Type 1 Civilization (planet wide control). After that, humanity evolving into a Type 2 civilization would actually be plausible.
   What if we choose option 2, and destroy each other? Good riddens I say! If humans cant set their differences aside for the good of the species, then we don't deserve to be exploring the universe. Hell, we wouldn't even deserve this planet. Let some other species evolve enough intelligence to take it over, and let them try their hand at not obliterating each other. No need to pollute the universe with war and the such, I'm fairly sure that there is enough of it already.
   Either way, every living thing in the entire universe is doomed. The universe is expanding, this is common knowledge. What is not common knowledge is the fact that the universe is accelerating as well. This promises a bleak future. The voids in between the galactic web will get bigger, and bigger, and bigger. This will stretch the light that the stars and other cosmic entities emit, so much so that they will be undetectable. If the universe is expanding, then that also means that the gas needed for stars to form will become more sparse and less available. The fact that most stars also have heavy complex elements forming in their core doesn't help things either, as these heavier elements do use up a small percentage of the Hydrogen and Helium that stars fuse together to make light. In approximately 10^14 - 10^40 (thanks wikipedia [link]), the gas needed for stars to form will be spent, an no more stars will form. Eventually the remaining stars will super nova/collapse in on themselves, and then decay away. This would leave life no where to live, since planets and shit orbits suns and other shit. No sun = No orbit. No orbit = Planet flies into space. Planet flies into space = death of anything on planet. Even if life does manage to survive this, they wont survive the very matter within their bodies decaying away. Eventually the nuclei in their bodies will slowly decay into neutrinos, photons, electrons, and positrons. They will fly around in absolute nothing less, and rarely ever bump into another.
   I dont know about you, but that sounds like a pretty bleak future. One I'm certain to not be alive for. Neither will anyone reading this be alive for it either. The point of this entire thing? There is none. Go home.

I LOVE CAWKS

Its true. I love cawks
Couldnt find shit to write about, just letting yall (my 10 or so readers) know I'm still alive.

Teen Boot Camp FUN!

So apparently some teens were "abused" at a teen boot camp in Pasadena. How were they abused? They were forced to drink water until they vomit, and they were yelled at until they break mentally (video + article is here) Personally I think these teens needed some hard ship in their lives (although even I think this crossed the line (but only by a little bit) as most of the teens sent to said camp are troubled and most likely got in trouble with the law (please correct me if I am wrong however). These tough training methods are probably doing more good then bad, as they (probably literally) scare the shit out of these kids. I guarantee that NONE of these kids will ever, EVER, rebel against authority (or ever break the law again for that matter). Think about it, these methods of discipline could save a few families. They scare the bad out of these kids, and that could mean the difference between life and death in some future situations. While they didn't have to resort to these extreme measures, I do believe the camp is on the right track. They just have to work on, toning it down some.

Pollution = GOOD

Pollution is the best fucking thing to happen to the human race. 
"But Dealer! IT COULD CAUSE FUCKING EXTINCTION YOU PRICK!"
Exactly, this is why it's so good. You see, the human race is incredibly lazy, and loves to pass down current problem to future generations. So, if there is a very real threat of the Earth becoming uninhabitable then you can bet your ass that people will either; 1. Fix it or 2. Leave. I'm fairly certain, since people are incredibly lazy, that they would opt for the latter. Since the only place to go to escape the Earth is space, then we will probably we looking to colonize the moon/other planets. We made PLENTY of progress within the last 60 years unrushed. If we were pushed, I am certain that we would be walking on Mars within a year. Also, you know what happens to an animal when it figures out to colonize another planet? They become fucking IMMORTAL. So, if pollution ever does cause us to leave the planet, it helped us. Also, it helps the other animals as well. The animals that can't handle the vast amounts of smog will die, and the ones that can wont. So we get a breed of CO2 breathing deer. Fucking awesome.

McDonalds is a bitch.

The people that own McDonalds are a posse of whiny bitches. Even more so then every other corporation in existence.

Want to know why?

They sued a food critic, name sake being Edoardo Raspelli, for 2.7 MILLION dollars. Guess what he did.

He called them "mechanical" and insulted their bread. He MUST be Satan's right hand man, and probably kills kittens by the thousands.

Think this is an isolated case? 

In 1990, they sued two people in the UK for libel after they handed out pamphlets accusing McDonalds of making unhealthy food, and creating pollution. The funny thing was, is that McDonalds got their ass handed to them in court. Ultimately the two students called up over 180 witnesses to back up their claims and ended up costing McDonalds millions in legal bills, as well as their dignity. However, despite all of this they only managed to prove 3/5s of their claims, and were found guilty of libel on the other 2 fifths.

 

Lesson for McDonalds, you better have a damn good argument before you sue someone.

Fuck Voting

*All of this is under the assumption that you know how voting works in the US*


I NEVER voted. I NEVER will. Want to know why? Of course you fucking do.


I don't vote for two reasons:


1. My vote doesn't fucking matter. The People's votes are only a false freedom. The Electoral College are the ones that actually "vote". Technically no one's votes matters. If no one voted, then the Electoral College would still elect a president.


2. It's going to be the same bull shit. Every politician lies. Obama promised to close Guantanamo Bay, and it's still open. Bush stated that he had tried many non-military options to topple the Iraqi regime. Some of these " patient and honorable efforts to disarm the Iraqi regime without war” were,


- Deliberate withholding of food


- Not sending medical supplies


These two " patient and honorable efforts to disarm the Iraqi regime without war.” caused the death of more then 1 million Iraqis, a good portion of them children ("http://www.wsws.org/articles/2003/mar2003/bush-m20.shtml")


These Bush and Obama examples are only a few of many. You can do your own goddamn research.








I refuse to buy into a freedom that is only there to make us feel good, therefore I refuse to vote.